U Save Painting

Now, something romantic for all our hardworking contractors and service professionals out there - some humor!

Girlfriend: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boyfriend: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girlfriend: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet." 

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Wife: "You carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Husband: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Husband: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Wife: "Do you want dinner?"

Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife: "Yes and no."

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Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband: "Nothing."

Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

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Ha ha!

Happy Valentine's Day from U-Save Painting

Green Side Up

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrotethis down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDEUP!". In the second room she told the painter she would like it paintedin a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window,opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!". The lady was somewhat curiousbut she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like itpainted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to thewindow, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!". The lady then asked him,"Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," he replied."But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.